you are every song


Kat. 25. F. Chicago. Could really go for a cheesesteak.

Anonymous:
Fuck your so called "bisexuality".

hiitaylorlynn:

i’ll fuck your mom and dad

18,995 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  08Jan19
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iamjanaandjanameansme:
“ (source)
Something happened here.
You hope it’s
a miracle,
but probably
not.
-j.m.
”

iamjanaandjanameansme:

(source)

Something happened here.
You hope it’s
a miracle,
but probably
not.
               -j.m.

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honted:

just made toast, 4/10 would’ve been better without the cheap jumpscare at the end

(via bardockobama)

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memattbe:

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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

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14,863 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  30Dec18
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smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ snugglebunchesofeyes:
“ tenthcorner:
“ caragh:
“ wonderytho:
“Me irl
”
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two...

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

snugglebunchesofeyes:

tenthcorner:

caragh:

wonderytho:

Me irl

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

oh hey! we’ve got these marmalade balls in finland that are basically the same size as the forbidden ones and they’re more vibrantly colored too

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it was basically a christmas tradition to eat too many of the green ones. i don’t think i could eat another one again and it’s been years since i’ve had a vihreä kuula

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but just look at that

We found a true snack from the forbidden one

i love the internet

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185,630 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  30Dec18
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dankmemeuniversity:

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1,180 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  24Dec18
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fingers-in-his:

kanye-west-he:

fingers-in-his:

fingers-in-his:

ass

ass

likes

ass

(via montypla)

47,732 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  23Dec18
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raplinesgf:

impusively kissing! kissing when laughing! kissing cheeks to say thanks! kissing noses! kissing foreheads! kissing hands! kissing wrists! kissing temples! kissing fingertips! lazy kissing! goodbye kisses! see you later kisses! wait for me kisses! be right back kisses! that is so stupid but i love you kissing!

(Source: ultrastimpaks, via hideki16seiyuu)

19,411 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  22Dec18
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sonic-wildfire:

WHAT IF YOU

Wanted to go to Heaven

But God said

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(via elia-seraphim)

7,504 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  20Dec18
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teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

valquita:

teamgalactica:

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

(via hallelujuhshits)

207,674 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  20Dec18
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autistic-sowachowski:

unrelatableuserboxes:

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

(Source: liepard, via hideki16seiyuu)

285,582 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  19Dec18
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86,536 notes  ♦  reblog  ♦  19Dec18
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i still have porn bots following me lmao

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